A photographer who used a 13th century village church in England for an erotic photoshoot has caused uproar in the local diocese, which has decided to sue him.
The photographer, Andy Craddock, trying his best to sound symbolically illiterate, said “I don’t understand it and I don’t see the photographs as offensive, it’s art.”
Methinks the man protests too much. More likely he was counting on suggestive dildo straddling stirring up some publicity. After all, if he had genuinely wanted to avoid misunderstandings why did he not seek permission first?