Ross Cameron, former Liberal MP for Parramatta, who left politics in 2004 after his infidelities prompted some questions about his “family values” platform, was waxing lyrically about Australia today on the eve of Australia Day. Some of my personal favourites:
“In my view, Australia has been on the right side of history in every war.”
Cough, cough, Vietnam, cough, Iraq weapons of mass distruction, cough. Sorry, something just went down the wrong way.
“Australia has been honoured with more World Natural Heritage sites than any nation” and “and the Great Barrier Reef easily wins the battle of the coral seas” … but wait for the whiplash … “Even if, in some mass panic or delusion, we elected an old-style Labor leftie or Green as prime minister, it is hard to see the Australian juggernaut being diverted.”
I’m feeling giddy just reading this. Since we’re extolling everything we excel at, maybe Ross should mention our extinction rate? It’s world class too!
“The great blemish of our story is frontier killing of the first Australians and the subsequent failure to produce Aboriginal communities that work in a modern world. But it’s not all failure. When the US was tearing itself apart in the civil rights movement, Australians voted 91 per cent to extend legal equality to Aborigines.”
Of course, it took the ousting of Ross’ government for Australia to say sorry. Not that we need to crack out the black armbands. After all, the blemish is in the dim dark past now isn’t it?
As much as I love the land where I live, let’s be honest, sometimes even the best “juggernauts” can roll over people.