This book, The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife, is so ripe for satire I hardly know where to begin.
Okay, I gotta pay that one.
Monk: O Master, is it proper for a monk to use email? Master: Sure, as long as there are no attachments!
I am no Calvinist but I had to laugh at the latest offerings from Calvinist Cartoons.
As you may know, Hallmark Card Christianity brings out my mischievous side. This Footprints poem vs Star Wars image comes, I think, from this guy. For the uninitiated the original poem goes like this: One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the skyContinue reading “Footprints … with a Jedi spin”
“There be no worse screen t’ block out t’ Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence” – Cap’n John Calvin
I split my sides over this article from The Huffington Post: Lebanon, PA — Heavyweight boxer Jim Evans, 24, had an awe-inspiring record of 34 knockouts and just two losses in his first five years as a pro-fighter. He was known as the “Hammer Fist” for his ability to pound his opponents into submission. “AllContinue reading “Pacifist Boxer Refuses to Hit Opponents”
I’ve been thinking of ways to have fun with holographic multi-site pastors. Here’s the first five that come to mind for me: Approach the dais in a white frock and exclaim, “Help me, Pastor Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Suggest the men’s ministry leaders combine mixed martial arts ministry with Star Wars chess, “But, letContinue reading “5 ways to have fun with holographic multi-site pastors”
Last week I was looking at imagination and play, so folks, this week I am looking for some laughs. After all, why should Discordians have all the fun? High time we deconstructed the ‘false dichotomy’ between seriousness and humour ourselves. But first, let’s start with popular perception. Often Christianity is seen as a somber religionContinue reading “For you will laugh”
I came across this via TulipGirl and had to laugh. For the uninitiated, the TULIP in TulipGirl has nothing to do with flowers but everything to do with the five points of Calvinism: Total Depravity. Sin has affected all parts of man. The heart, emotions, will, mind, and body are all affected by sin. We are completelyContinue reading “Calvinist Romance”