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The beginning of the good news about Donald the Messiah

The Russians Visit the Anointed One 1 After Donald was born in Queens in New York, during the time of Hillary, Russians from the east came to Washington 2 and asked, “Where is the one who has been born President of the Americans? We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.”Continue reading “The beginning of the good news about Donald the Messiah”

September 11 Jesus

This image of Jesus being carried by Darth Vader out of the ruins of the World Trade Centre must surly be the most bizarre September 11 image ever.

The Good News About Cheeses

You are heeled

You are heeled!

How to hide Jesus

How to hide Jesus There are people after Jesus. They have seen the signs. Quick, let’s hide Him. Let’s think; carpenter, fishermen’s friend, disturber of religious comfort. Let’s award Him a degree in theology, a purple cassock and a position of respect. They’ll never think of looking here. Let’s think; His dialect may betray Him,Continue reading “How to hide Jesus”

Hell no, says baby Jesus

This cartoon of baby Jesus walking on water at bath time reminds me of some of the fanciful stories from the Infancy Gospels, which were later recounted in the Quran. In them the young Jesus comes across as very precocious.

Is BACON the new TULIP?

I found this over at the Contemporary Calvinist. Nice to see some Calvinists have a sence of humour. BACON is: Bad People Already Elected Completely Atoned For Overwhelmingly Called Never Falling Away

Hello Possums

Here is a joke a work collegue shared with me today: There were five churches in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church, The Uniting Church, The Anglican Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and synagogue was overrun with possums. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what toContinue reading “Hello Possums”

General Akbar warns Jesus

Admiral Akbar had good intentions … but missed the bigger picture.

Fart Jokes in the Holy Bible

We were with child, we writhed in labor, but we gave birth to wind. We have not brought salvation to the earth, and the people of the world have not come to life. Isaiah 26:18 Translation? We thought we had good news but discovered we were talking out of our arse! Reflection Should we be surprisedContinue reading “Fart Jokes in the Holy Bible”