As a baptist I find this VERY amusing.
“A SMALL western Sydney church has been hit with a $3000 fine by the local council because its choir was singing too loudly and some choristers were caught dancing”
“Council officers raided the Granville church and were alarmed to discover choir members dancing in the carpark and the door of the church open an hour after it was supposed to be closed.”
I guess Parramatta Council were worried the dancing could lead to sex. Everyone crooning “Oh, God. Oh, God!” For the full story read Church’s joy and dancing banned.